dear stupid people,
please stop being stupid.
even though the things you do are humorus,
and we do indeed mock your stupidity,
you are stupid.
all of the above?
take your pick.
now grow up.
the big sister.
oh, and, ps.
advil? really? lame.
makes me think you're a druggy.
and by the stupid things you do,
it would just make that much more sense.